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antaressnipe) wrote2020-09-25 04:52 pm
antaressnipe) wrote2020-09-25 04:52 pm
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[Hope you're enjoying that entire room to yourself, buddy. Archer (as he has been asking everyone to call him) is not going up the stairs of the inn without a good reason, so he just disappears into the forest once night time hits.
But hey, it's breakfast time, and though he probably could have scavenged for something, there is a whole dining room and kitchen to explore.
-- He has no clue what half of this is, though.
So yeah, Taako is going to find the huge centaur inspecting a blender which isn't even plugged in]
But hey, it's breakfast time, and though he probably could have scavenged for something, there is a whole dining room and kitchen to explore.
-- He has no clue what half of this is, though.
So yeah, Taako is going to find the huge centaur inspecting a blender which isn't even plugged in]
[God.
He should probably not laugh at the centaur man every time he sees him, but it keeps just! Being funny!]
You know, is it too personal a question to ask if you use your guts in the human half or the horse half? Do ya' just eat oats? Or can you mix it up with some yogurt in the mix too?
He should probably not laugh at the centaur man every time he sees him, but it keeps just! Being funny!]
You know, is it too personal a question to ask if you use your guts in the human half or the horse half? Do ya' just eat oats? Or can you mix it up with some yogurt in the mix too?
[He's a ye olde, cut him some slack!!]
Ah, you're knowledgeable on horses, then?
[And he doesn't even sound surprised by the invasive question, considering he breezes right along to the explanation... while still pressing buttons on the blender and wondering why it does not work]
For the most part, I can eat most foods that humans can, though there are some that would lead to complications if I ate them in abundance -- breads, for instance.
... And I prefer avoiding dairy when I can.
Ah, you're knowledgeable on horses, then?
[And he doesn't even sound surprised by the invasive question, considering he breezes right along to the explanation... while still pressing buttons on the blender and wondering why it does not work]
For the most part, I can eat most foods that humans can, though there are some that would lead to complications if I ate them in abundance -- breads, for instance.
... And I prefer avoiding dairy when I can.
Nope! Only ever summoned a bicorn. That's a unicorn with two horns. But that guy talks about oats a lot, so, hey, I figure.
[Shrugging, then reaching down to plug in the blender. He does sigh a bit when he says that he doesn't eat bread or dairy.]
Oh . . . sad. Sorry, my dude. Those are all the best foods.
[Shrugging, then reaching down to plug in the blender. He does sigh a bit when he says that he doesn't eat bread or dairy.]
Oh . . . sad. Sorry, my dude. Those are all the best foods.
Ah, you're an equivalent of a mage in my world then.
[Like a literal deadringer. Summoning nonsense? Sounds about right.
Also he startles a little when the blender just bucks to life in his hands... and yet he continues to hold onto it while bending down to see what Taako did]
Is that how you get it to work?
[Sir no one can hEAR YOU OVER THE BLENDER--]
[Like a literal deadringer. Summoning nonsense? Sounds about right.
Also he startles a little when the blender just bucks to life in his hands... and yet he continues to hold onto it while bending down to see what Taako did]
Is that how you get it to work?
[Sir no one can hEAR YOU OVER THE BLENDER--]
Edited 2020-09-27 01:20 (UTC)
[Ah.
But he doesn't know which button is "OFF"]
But he doesn't know which button is "OFF"]
[Looking vaguely insulted by that.
Sir, we are not animals? Let us solve this in a civilized manner.
-- By which he means he's jus going to pull the plug right back out of the electrical socket. The machine whirls to a stop]
Are all machines like this...
Sir, we are not animals? Let us solve this in a civilized manner.
-- By which he means he's jus going to pull the plug right back out of the electrical socket. The machine whirls to a stop]
Are all machines like this...
-- My bow is here?
[Losing all interest in the haunted blender to stare at Taako. Sir.]
That is not for sale.
[Losing all interest in the haunted blender to stare at Taako. Sir.]
That is not for sale.
If it's my bow, it'd be at least 70 pounds.
[That's not even including the draw weight.]
[That's not even including the draw weight.]
[... He's honestly just surprised that the promised bed is there, and large, before he even processes that Taako's lying on it.]
No, I was introduced to elevators. Apparently our hosts felt bad about leaving me in the forest.
No, I was introduced to elevators. Apparently our hosts felt bad about leaving me in the forest.
No, but sometimes it rains, and that is is annoying no matter how "wild and free" I am.
[amused]
In any case, the bed is yours if you like. I'm not particularly attached to it.
[amused]
In any case, the bed is yours if you like. I'm not particularly attached to it.
-- Thug?
[Taako you already know he's old, you can't just Say Words at him]
If you could call me "Archer" for the time being, even though my True Name has already been revealed on our door plate.
[Some binch called "Chiron"]
[Taako you already know he's old, you can't just Say Words at him]
If you could call me "Archer" for the time being, even though my True Name has already been revealed on our door plate.
[Some binch called "Chiron"]
[Adds "thug" to the questionable lexicon along with "furry".]
You are famous, then?
[He assumes that what it means to get on TV]
You are famous, then?
[He assumes that what it means to get on TV]
That is quite an impressive resume.
[Does Chiron believe him? Does he think he's full of shit? He's going to ask questions regardless]
Did a calamity befell your universe, then?
[Give him the deets]
[Does Chiron believe him? Does he think he's full of shit? He's going to ask questions regardless]
Did a calamity befell your universe, then?
[Give him the deets]
Taako?
[He's going to poke his head into the room, seeing if his roommate is even in here]
I've prepared tea, if you would like some.
[He's going to poke his head into the room, seeing if his roommate is even in here]
I've prepared tea, if you would like some.
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